I could go for something like this!

by BlackZapReply

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  1. MyChurroMacadamianut on

    The ziploc use aggravated tf out of me. Then the lettuce, ketchup, and mustard added to it.

  2. The_OtherGuy_99 on

    Everything about this is upsetting.

    There about a zillion better ways to melt cheese.

    Who puts raw onions and peppers in After the protein is cooked?

    Marinara sauce would make so much more sense than ketchup and mustard.

    Was the lettuce just because they were embarrassed by the debauchery of everything else and thought a veggie would redeem them?

    If you absolutely Have to have lettuce at least get it super crisp and cold and use it like a wrapper for the cheese roll.

    Last of all, I think there’s a kernel of a good idea here.

    Properly softened onions and peppers with some crushed garlic and Italian seasoning.

    Spicy Italian sausage.

    Lay down a roll of plastic wrap, layer of prosciutto, layer of mozzarella cheese, cooled sausage and onion mixture.

    Roll it tight in the cling wrap and stick it in the chill chest for a bit.

    Bring it out, dredge it in egg wash and Italian bread crumbs.

    Pan fry until GBD.

    Then you can slice it and put it on lettuce leaves if you absolutely must.

  3. IwouldpickJeanluc on

    I mean, I know we’re all eating plastic all the time but that’s not good IMO.

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